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Plainclothes

  Walking past a donut shop, I see God, a plainclothes cop Sipping coffee, much too hot Damning the devil to hell again. Smeared on his mustache, Chocolate crème from a Freshly-baked eclair. He switched off the babbling, Crying walkie-talkie. … Continue reading

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Oranges are not the only fruit, (thank God).

Damn you, oranges. Damn you. I have found myself flighty with fruit before And here I am anguishing in promises of citrus; Pathetic flakes of peel are falling to the floor Is it even litter if it’s biodegradable? I don’t … Continue reading

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